Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house.\n
Despite her age, she was still a real mama.\n
However, one day she fell and broke her leg.\n
An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it.\n
When he was done, he warned her,\n
\u201cNow don\u2019t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?\u201d\n Anna nodded and thought that this sounded reasonable.\n A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.\n \u201cSo, can I climb stairs now?\u201d asked the little old lady.\n \u201cYes,\u201d he replied.\n \u201cThank goodness!\u201d she said.\n \u201cI\u2019m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real mama. However, one day she fell and broke her leg. An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it. When he was done, he warned her,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":65386,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real mama. However, one day she fell","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":{"0":"post-65384","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-joke"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65384\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/our-bed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}